Hi. I'm Kylie. I'm a babysitter and quite a good one. I've been doing it since I was fifteen and I'm pushing twenty now. Yeah, I know. Not exactly an antique yet but, I swear, watching after some of those little horrors puts years on your age. And that's just the fathers.

Mrs Willis is one of my regular customers. She's got two little kids, cute as buttons. Mr Willis is what they call a handsome man. The reason they call him that is because if you don't watch him like a hawk his hands are somewhere on you.

Of course, Mrs Willis is aware of his tendency to go...