You won't believe what happened to me when I was sitting for the Mander's last weekend. I find it rather hard to believe myself and I'm the one it happened to. It was like this. . .

Joy asked if I could sit for them on Friday night. It wasn't going to be an overnight job, just get there at five so that she and Rob could get ready without having to keep stopping to chase after children, and they expected to be home before midnight.

I fronted up and played with the kids, basically letting them do their own thing but letting them know I was there and that...