I was just flopped on the couch in what my mother would call an indecorous manner feeling rather bored. For those of you who are curious indecorous in this particular case meant flat on my back, one leg hooked over the arm of the couch and the other leg hooked on the back of the couch. The fact that I was wearing a loose dress that had ridden up somewhat was doing nothing to improve my general decorousness. And I was bored, bored, bored.

I just fiddled about on my phone, idly playing a stupid game, and was surprised and pleased when the phone actually rang.

"Hullo, this is Debbie's...