"But... I-I heard this girl with gigantic tits say that you were like this amazing sex god or something. She was definitely talking about you!"

I had the sneaking suspicion he overheard Natalie talking to someone. Why Natalie felt the need to talk about me or bring up our tryst, especially considering the whole time stopping thing was involved, was beyond me. I just sighed. Best to go with the old deny everything route and move on.

"I don't even know any girls with gigantic tits, man," I calmly said, much to his surprise. "Sorry, I have no idea what's going on, but, I really need to catch my bus....