In order to get fired, I started misbehaving at the office. I came to work late, reacted negatively to tasks, and generally did everything I could to provoke Mr. Jessica into firing me. One fateful afternoon, as I entered the office, I found Mr. Jessica sitting at my desk. I was shocked, but this was part of my plan.

"What is the matter with you, Sofia? Why have you chosen to be late to work on a daily basis? Is there something you're hiding from me? Do you know that your actions can get you sent home? Despite the fact that your work here has been highly appreciated, that doesn't...