Ron was caught off guard, but managed to finally comprehend her question, answering, "two, three times a week, but I haven't since we left Nashville."

"I can tell, well I think we should use this time waiting for your mom to give you a nice clean shave, what do you say?" Sue said, seeming to completely forget about the spilled baby oil as she twisted and bent to reach the razor and shaving cream.

"I used to shave my ex-husband sometimes, and I was pretty good, but you have to promise to keep perfectly still, can you do that?"

Ron didn't know exactly where this was all going, but he...