Before Ron could even begin to respond, Shannon urgently whispered, "Listen, I think I hear something at the doo...."

At that moment, they all three heard the key card being inserted into the front door. Courtney hopped off Ron, and began to frantically search for her bikini. Shannon was doing the same as she said, "I thought they wouldn't be back until after 11. Shit, let's get out of here!"

This sudden flurry of activity seemed to jar even more cobwebs from Ron's buzzed brain. As the door began to swing open, he looked for the covers to pull over his body, but promptly realized he was still on top...