Stepping into the still bright sunshine was a little shocking, and as Ron swayed left to right, Mandy and Nancy each had to take an arm to keep him upright. "Come on, I think they were over by the pool bar."

Walking in the foliage covered path just to the side of the pool, Mandy soon pointed out Beth and Sue, their incredible bodies and tiny bikinis drawing quite a crowd of admirers at the bar.

"So, do we walk him over there and just hand him over and say, 'sorry about the big hard-on, but here is your son back'?" Nancy asked.

"No dumbass, let's just point him at...