After examining herself repeatedly in the poorly lit mirror next to the bed, Lil came back in the bathroom, where Mike was just wrapping his towel around his still respectable 36" waist.

"Wow! Look at you!" he growled, taking Lil by the hands and forcing her to spin for his inspection.

"I don't know, I feel so exposed. I mean not counting my shoes, I am only wearing two pieces of clothing." Lil said, fishing for more compliments. What she got was certainly not what she expected.

"You're right," replied Mike, "Two articles of clothing just won't do."

Slow to realize what he was up to, Lil watched as Mike...