"No, you don't understand! She's going to have to call the Historical French Department or something like that just to repaint it. I broke a door in a historical building!" His body shook. "I had sex with three strangers too! What's wrong with me?!?"

"Easy, Ed. Nothing is wrong with you. You were just a little drunk. It's nothing to get worked up about." Carolyn was beginning to feel guilty about how much she'd enjoyed watching his change of behavior the night before. That behavior was obviously frightening to him. The fact that he couldn't recall making those decisions or taking those actions must make him feel like someone else...