Even worse than that, he did not want to ever get into a position of relieving the beautiful young girl from the backcountry of her sanctified cherry. He knew it was of paramount importance to the Voodoo Queen and he was totally uncertain of the Queen's response if he were to be remiss in his duties.

The one thing Lafitte did not want to do was to cross the Voodoo Queen in a direct confrontation.

Is it ever possible for a vampire to be utterly and depressingly bored?

Lafitte was sprawled on his throne in the middle of his church basement lair surrounded by his naked children. There were twenty...