Their names were Marge and Gary and they did everything together.

Marge was actually older than Gary by about seven years and she hated to be reminded of it by anyone but Gary most of all.

Velda saw her birthday cake at the country club and it had the terrible "Forty" splashed all over the chocolate icing like a sentence without any hope of a reprieve. That meant her spouse Gary was thirty-three and he did his best to look a bit older by wearing a moustache that really didn't suit him at all.

The observant reluctant vampire was taking unnecessary tennis lessons from the husband Gary and she could...