In exchange for her taking a gun safety course as soon as possible and serving a two-month clean-up sentence on the range and in the saloon as punishment for her crime, we ask that she and her father be given membership. If it's okay with you, your honor.

The judge stood.

"Well said. You have upheld the western tradition of having the punishment fit the crime. Stand, young lady."

She stood.

"The jury has spoken and I agree, with one addition. Every member here has a name taken from a real person of the old west. I'm a judge in real life so here I go by Roy Bean. Sometimes...