She got a really good lawyer who finagled her way onto the docket of one Edith Vine, a Judge Judy wannabe who was notorious for trying to keep people together,and we had to go to counseling. I almost got a contempt order for mouthing off.

"This is just bullsh...foolishness your honor. I don't want to work it out. I don't want to save the marriage. I just want out."

She got really icy with me.

"Mr. James, you don't have to like it, but you do have to go, and I better hear you're participating. Do you understand?"

I was pissed, so I really pushed it. The bitch was so...