"I've never met someone so rude in my life!"

I shrugged. "Not my problem. Maybe you should spend more time with musicians who don't give a shit. Then you'd really get an education in rude behavior. Now shoo, I have to set this equipment up pretty fast, so I can get on with being rude to people who deserve it. Have a super sparkly ball now. If you're lucky, maybe you can find a rude waiter or bartender. One can only hope."

She stormed off. I looked at Tony and Dave, who were trying not to laugh and failing, to Amy, who looked appalled, to Molly, who was just grinning...