Before I could move she reached up and slapped my ass. "Ooh! Nice and firm! Just how I like them."

The crowd roared and I played it to the hilt. I stood and started blustering.

"Well I never...you cheeky girl! Ye've seen me knickers! Now we have to marry to save my virtue."

"I'll have to see a lot more than your knickers before I consent to marriage, just to make sure you measure up. And I'd bet your virtue is long past rescuing."

People were laughing so hard they had tears in their eyes. I surprised her by jumping into her lap.

"You silver tongued temptress! Kiss me!" I...