I’M WETTING, DADDY

Dammit, this sucks! I've been working out in this gym for over two years now, and until last week, my buddy Ellen was almost always here with me.

But she hooked up with her "friend" Tony, and now I hardly ever even see her. And if I do she doesn't have time for me. They come to the gym together just about every day, do a quick workout and disappear. I have to admit, I didn't realize how much I liked having her to talk to and commiserate with.

There are plenty of guys here, and I could go home with one just about any time I...