I chuckled. "Okay, baby. It's just, you know that I'm a man, right?"

She squinted at me. "Yes, I am aware you are a male." She chuckled. "What do you mean?"

"I just mean..." I sat up, glad for the dark hiding my blushing face. "Men have... uh, well, see, sometimes a man can't really control... uh, jeez, how do I say this..."

"Are you talking about your cock?"

"Oh, Jesus, there it is," I said, putting a hand on my face. "Okay, I'm keeping my pants on."

"No, I'm sorry, Daddy. I didn't mean to embarrass you. I just meant, like, okay, this is a weird conversation. Let's just...