"A lot of it."

"What sort of MILF porn?" I didn't say anything. "Mother and son?"

"No," I stated adamantly, before surrendering slightly, "Well, maybe once or twice. It's obviously fake but..."

Thankfully the conversation ceased as dessert arrived but I swear I wasn't imaging things when I felt a foot start to rub up and down my lower leg. I stared at my mother from across the table and she merely returned a look of complete innocence as she used a spoon in what I can describe as a seductive fashion. I swear, if this woman across from me wasn't my mother, I'd sweep this table clean and fuck...