"Not EVERY mother-in-law. You are special. You look and behave younger, and I find you very attractive. By the way, Heather told me you were born in Romania. Your skin tone is dark. Do you have Gypsy blood in your veins?"

"Yes. From my mother's side."

"I wish your daughter were like you. She got most, if not all her genes from your husband. She is very logical and... prude."

"What is wrong with that?"

"She never gets emotional. Unlike many other ladies, she does not burst at me, which is good, but in bed, she is the least adventurous girl I've ever met. I thought after our wedding, she'd...