"Yes, I am. But until now it was a burden. At rest, it's about 6.5", and frequently I have to readjust it in my underwear."

"I don't believe you. You are just trying to get my attention."

"Never mind, let's forget about it. So you didn't care about Roger's drawbacks and elected to date him purely for the sex?"

"Obviously you haven't had sexual intercourse that you talk like that. The most pleasurable feeling in the world is a good climax."

My head started spinning, and I stuttered, "Pearl, I draank toooo much. I feeel dizzy. Leeet's go hoome."

She laughed, but helped me stand up. Soon we were on...