"Mom, I always wanted YOU. Penny seduced me, and I was a happy participant, but YOU were always my ultimate goal. I assumed I'd NEVER be able to achieve that..."

"Ross dear, lately, I dreamt about you as well. You are the embodiment of your late father, whom I loved so much. Yes, I want you too, but before I accept you into my bed I need you to promise me something."

"A N Y T H I N G..."

"If at any time you wish to terminate our intimacy, you'll continue seeing me as a good mother and not ignore, embarrass, or humiliate me."

"Mom, it's a given. Scout's...