Saturday afternoon Ann and I were already extremely anxious...

We tried to make the house look 'more decent'. We dusted the furniture, changed the sheets, did the laundry.

Then I went to Walmart and bought good wines, a beer case and some candles.

We ate dinner at 7.

After the meal we both took showers.

I finished before Ann and dressed up with my nice grey pants and light blue T shirt.

I lit 3 candles, dimmed the lights in the house and put soft music on.

Then I poured for both of us generous glasses of white wine and waited for Ann to get ready.

Ann came out of...