"DAD! Oh my God."

"I know. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'm a man who, for most of his adult life, has been use to the physical aspects of a relationship. Your mother and I hardly ever have sex, so I'm very needy. It's not my fault that the two of you are so attractive, but I like what I like, and the two of you fill every box."

"Does mom know?"

"Yeah. She's caught me looking and confronted me about it. I came clean and we had a long discussion about it."

"And how does she feel about it."

"She says that if I'm going to get some,...