Innocently I commented, "I agree. Mom, this is a private beach and there is nobody around... What do you think we should wear for a stroll on the soft white sand?'''

She chuckled, "Son, your underlying suggestion is so obvious... But OK. We'll do it... I'll go to the bathroom for a second and in 10 we'll walk naked..."

I smiled, "Good idea mom... I didn't think about it..."

"I am sure!... As if ogling my swaying tits is not your favorite voyeuristic mission in life... You are a pervert and unfortunately I am not sure how to deal with the problem..."

"I suggest that you give up trying... Who...