I heard a faint "Mom!" in the background.

"Yes," I said. "On your patio."

"And is Christine there?"

"Yes," I said.

"Hand the phone to her."

I did. Christine said, "Hello," then listened. And looked at my cock. And laughed.

"Yes, it is," she said. "Very."

Knowing they were talking about it, my cock started to get hard again.

Christine listened some more and then looked back down at my cock, which had risen fully to the occasion. "Yes, fuck, it is... How could you know that?" She looked around as if to find hidden cameras. Then she laughed again. "And Richard is okay with that? Wow. We lead very...