I gazed at her quizzically, and she said, "Mom is 42, but she looks much younger, and her body is a la Loren. By the way, why is your left hand behind your back?"

"I am about to meet the mother of my lover, and I wanted to make a good impression."

She let me inside. A slightly shorter woman, who looked nothing like Kelly, sashayed in my direction. Her face was unusually cute. The best word to describe her would be exotic. It was a mixture of Latin, Oriental, and Gypsy... Her hair was shoulder length, wavy, and dark brown. Her body was fuller than her daughter's with prominent...