A guy on the road with his daughter's girlfriend.

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"So," said Mary, "how come you haven't made a pass at me?"

"Sorry?"

"'Sorry I didn't hear you', or 'Sorry I haven't made a pass at you'?"

I looked over at the 18 year old in the seat next to me, then stalled for time by concentrating on the road. The interstate was wide open in both directions, with absolutely no other cars in sight. I did a pretty good job of making it look as though driving in a straight line took a lot of skill and concentration.

"I mean," she said, "last night we slept in the same...