After my girlfriend rejected me, I met a guy at the bar.

Enjoy.

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After the 3rd girl in a row left me, complaining about my performance in bed, I was devastated. I never claimed to be a sex god like John Holmes or Manuel Ferrara, but to be considered below average, or the way the last girl called it, 'utter failure', was more than I could bear.

I was a 21 year old college student. I knew that at 5'6" and 150 pounds, I was never going to be the main attraction for the most desired girls. However, I hoped my looks, gentle manners, and generosity would earn me...