"I love you, and sex with you is a bliss, but I love my mother no less, and sharing you with her sounds to me like the best solution to everything. We can live together as a family of three. I'll still have you as a friend and lover, and Mom will have you whenever you two feel the urge to get into it. With time, if the arrangement works well, we can set up a schedule for sleeping arrangements."

"You don't mind that I'll have sex with your mother?!"

"She stopped being 'my mother' long ago. Biologically, she is, but these days she is my BFF and we share...