To recap, I had been awake maybe three minutes and it was already turning out to be a 'fun day'. I had to skip a shower and throw on the first suit I came across. A simple water through the hair and I was good to go.

Helen was just as stressed as I as I kissed her goodbye as she was just hopping out of the shower.

"Nothing is harder to leave than a wet and naked woman," I mumbled as I was heading out of the room. She giggled and winked.

I took the stairs two at a time as I made my way towards the door. Just...