"Louis, chronological age has nothing to do with it. You are tall, handsome, and a nice man. According to Mom, you are also excellent in bed."

"For a moment, let's forget about your mother. Would you date me?"

"... yes, I would..."

"How much do you love your mother?"

"Silly question. Next?"

"Let me summarize and see if I understood you correctly: You love your mother dearly and would NOT want to break my intimate relationship with her. You find me a catch and agree to date me. Right?"

"More or less..."

"I find YOU very attractive as well. My question is - Would you consider dating me while I...