"Mr. Barker..."

"Thomas."

"Okay, Thomas. I'm Johnny. Look, there's no way I'm going to try anything with any of your women. I'm in a committed relationship and I'm faithful to it." I explained my situation and how I came to be living in a three-way relationship with my niece and my best friend.

"So," said Natalie, "you or your lovers can bring other women home and you're all free to have at them, but you never fool around without the consent of your lovers and they don't fool around at all with other men?"

"That's about it," I said. "Sometimes Dawn and I have sex alone and sometimes Mary Beth...