“It’s about the only thing that seems to work. Sometimes it doesn’t work because it’s hard to get stimulated enough to ….er, finish and it just makes it worse. That’s why I had the computer on. I was trying to find some stories that aroused me enough to help me…… er, finish.”

“What type of stories seem to work? Can I see what you’re reading?”

“Aw mom, this is getting too personal. I’d be too embarrassed to let you see what I was reading.”

“Nonsense!”

Mom walked right over to the computer and looked at the story. It was right at the part where the woman was trying to swallow...