"I don't care if you're a lesbian. I just wish you would have felt comfortable telling me this sooner," I said.

"She's not a lesbian, Sir," Ivy said. "Trust me, she's just inexperienced."

"Are you two...?"

"Yes," Emma said.

"Sort of," Ivy said.

"Sort of?" Emma said.

"We agreed to be steady with each other, but we also agreed if we find boys, we could have sex with them."

"With each other's permission!"

"Okay, enough!" I said. "I don't want to hear this conversation. Like at all. Stop, both of you."

"Sorry, Daddy," Emma said.

"Sorry, Sir," Ivy added. "So, can I stay?"

I shook my head. "Emma, it was...