In time, both Penny and I started eating healthier and exercising together. Our bodies looked more toned, and we were more cheerful. One weekend, Ross arrived home and watched me smiling broadly. He commented, "Mom, it's nice to see you recovered from Dad's death. These days you look gorgeous. Truly a MILF!"
I chuckled, "Thank you, son. By the way, how is YOUR love life lately? The way YOU look now, no girl can resist you. Why don't you bring your current girlfriend, so I can meet her?"
He blushed, "I went out with a classmate until a month ago, but we separated."
I hugged him, "I am sorry to...