Tony looked at his daughter in disbelief. "I can't believe you just called your mother a slut," he said. Then they both laughed for a long time.

"You're the one who always taught me to speak the truth," she reminded him with a coy smirk.

"Maybe that was a mistake," he said, returning her smirk.

"I guess I can't criticize, though," Hadley said more seriously. "Looks like we've both been cheated on."

"What?" Tony nearly yelled. His first instinct was to want to thump his idiot son-in-law upside the head, but when he saw the looks he was getting he lowered his voice. "He's a bigger moron than I thought,"...