I woke up in the morning remembering having a wet dream: I was watching a movie, and out of the screen, Scarlett Johansson came toward me and began sucking my organ. I wanted to ask her how she entered my room, I but couldn't talk. She gave me a great BJ and I came in her mouth.

I remained in bed for another 20 minutes, trying to recall last night's events. Much of it was blank. I needed to pee, but my member felt sore. I inspected it; it had a couple of sperm stains and red marks. What the hell? My first impression was that I developed some lesions...