Saturday morning I was ready to be the best husband in the world.

I woke up earlier than usual on the weekend, prepared a hearty breakfast in the kitchen and brought it on a nice tray to Ann.

She was still asleep when I entered the bedroom, but the smell of hot coffee woke her up.

"Dear God!... Is it my birthday already?"

"No girl, I love you, so I've decided to spoil you rotten this weekend. Do you like my surprise?..."

"I love you too and getting spoiled for a change sounds beautiful. But I promised my friend Barbara to help her arrange a large party tomorrow. How about...