"I mean, high school was a breeze, and I was doing my second year at university without any trouble? So, I guess I am? A bit?"

She eyed him, leaned down until she was only a few inches from his face, and poked him in the chest again.

"You're a shitty liar, fresh meat. Come on, tell me the truth. What's going on in that head of yours?"

He groaned.

"I'm... very smart." Might as well. "Not a genius or anything, but yes, I am very smart. Honestly, when I realized I was being sent to Hell, I figured it was either because I have the sex drive of a...