“We will, in four months.” Assurance dawned in Jack’s voice. “But until then...” he captures Phoebe’s mouth and kisses her deeply, and Jake and Josh cover their faces with the pillow.

After the next one hour passed and they did not leave, I gave the paparazzi thirty minutes - one hour of my time so that they would leave because I was pitying them.

The three Js follow me out to the balcony and, as the reporters see me, they run over.

“I’m going to answer your questions for the next ten minutes if you decide to leave after that.” I look at the different faces standing before me. “Do...