"You know, for a quarter werewolf, you don't show any respect for your elders," Gerhard said.

"I know. Ain't it a shame I never got trained properly," I said. "We'll see you at noon."

Gerhard hugged Mom again, then shook Dad's hand. They went to bed, and this time, no one heard them having any sex.

"Are we going to fuck?" Gretchen asked.

"My bed is taken at the moment, where do you suggest we fuck?"

"I knew Brenda would have a dick in her tonight."

"Have a heart, Gretchen. When I called her about this meeting, she told me, 'Please, no more fucking blind dates.' She's raising a rambunctious...