Road Trip - Wisconsin - Mom and Dad Share Submission

Roughly seven hours, one more lunch stop, (no bites), and several hundred miles later, we pulled into my parent's driveway. They had already met everyone and knew who were wolves, and who wasn't, so we didn't have to be careful at all in our conversation. They greeted us at the door naked, hugging all of us, directing us where to take the bags. I got my old room, but Mom and Dad were running out of places to put us.

"I think, if you reason this through, that if you put two people in your bed, we'll have someplace to...