"He has the biggest penis I've ever had sex with." And only thirteen in werewolf years, I thought to myself. "I suppose I should tell you, he has a very sensitive nose and can smell a woman's arousal. He sometimes gets an erection as a result."

"He doesn't need to like, take care of it, if he does get an erection, does he?"

"No. He just suffers through it. But it is prominent, so I thought I should warn you."

"And you say you enjoy sex with both of them?"

"Best sex I've ever had. Brigitte can lick a vajayjay like nobody's business. Last night, I had sex with both...