"Why don't you lick my pussy, Ross?" Rachel asked.

"With sperm in it? I'm not gay."

"How about without sperm in it. Why can't you lick it then?"

"You know I like to fuck you."

"And get blow jobs. You're perfectly willing to give up fucking if it means a blow job to you, and I go without?"

"He's really a selfish lover, isn't he?" MJ asked. "You could have done so much better. He's a good provider, I'll give you that, of course he's less of a provider than he was with me, since he has to pay me spousal support. You'd think he'd pick up the slack in...