"You're not joking, are you?"

"Not at all. A friend I had in high school, named Gretchen, who I recently reconnected with, is a lesbian, and she's moving to Maine to be closer to me, because she loves me. She knows I'm not a lesbian, and won't marry her, but hopes I can spend time with her. Other than my bodyguards, she'd be the only other person I have sex with. As a lesbian, she really doesn't want to have sex with men, so I doubt she'd have sex with you, but if she did. I wouldn't have a problem with that, either. Those are the only three people I'd...