Gretchen did just that, and her parents said they wouldn't mind if we picked up some barbecue and pan fried walleye at Shady Sue's, which was on the way, so we agreed to bring some when we came, which should be in roughly an hour. She called Shady Sue's and ordered two full racks of baby back ribs and two walleye platters to be picked up in an hour.

"Better make it four full racks," I said. "Brigitte can eat two all by herself."

So, Gretchen ordered four racks and three walleye platters.

"Brigitte, did you get laid today?" I asked.

"I sure did. Spent the afternoon with Eric and...