"No, not Carl's, and she'll be giving it up as soon as it's born. Carl won't have to raise another man's child." At least, not this one, I thought, though I kept that to myself. They moved on with me introducing Brigitte. Quinn was already known to everyone from the ceremony.

Sean came through the line. "Wow, that was some wedding," he said. "I've never seen anything like it."

"I'm not sure anyone ever has," I agreed. "I never expected to see one like it, and I've seen some strange stuff. I'll be sitting with you, so find a seat with Alicia and save me and Brigitte seats."

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