“Y-you can’t threaten me!”

“Oops,” I said, pausing the video, “I think I just did.”

The principal glanced around, as if searching for a way out before he cleared his throat. “That video… delete it.”

“Sorry, I couldn’t hear my apology over the sound of your demands,”

Lily pulled my arm down and whispered into my ear. “Go Mommy!”

“I think you don’t want us to settle offline,” My hand hovered over the post button. “Maybe we should take this on-line.” I emphasized the on and was about to press the button when his voice echoed through the room.

“Stop, please wait.”

“Ah, there’s the magic word.”

“You two, come...