“I second that,” Samantha said readily. Please, where can I get a new partner? I wouldn’t mind tossing this one out the window.”

Richard held a hand to his heart like it was breaking “Oh, no, my heart can’t take it anymore. Somebody call 911.”

“Eh, Othondo. This is Nigeria. Take the phone and dial it. You will be shocked when you see police officers at your door. Just make sure you get home before you do that. I didn’t come back home after all these years to get arrested with you. No, Mbah”

Mark shook his head, a small smile cracking his perpetually serious face. “Please, Dyna. Next time...